The Useless Buttons Universe

Trent's Personal Clicks.

Welcome! This page is dedicated to those that have gone beyond the call of duty and have submitted some of the most creative and sophisticated buttons that I have ever seen. Here you will find the buttons that I have personally selected for your clicking pleasure, along with my comments. Enjoy!

If you see a button that you like and feel that it deserves to be here,
then by all means, tell me about it!

It wouldn't be fair to spotlight the best without putting down the worst, now would it?
You've seen the clicks, now see the flicks.

You know, I don't think I need to comment on this one at all.
It may be the alcohol talking, but I just like this one.
You might think that this button should be in the flicks, but there's something charming about the way this person tried so hard to master the slang of the english language, but still needs some work on grammar.
Jeff, listen up... you stink! How could you do that to this girl? You'll get yours, I'm sure.
Hardly ever these days. This may even be the last one!
That's right, I do love me!
Well, I could tell you. It's not real.
Yeah, stick it to the man!
Ain't that the truth. I'm totally different than all those people.
Wait! Don't press that button, I've got a good job and a beautiful wife. I don't want to lose it... stop! Submitted by DRAGONX6. Check out his button page before it's gone. It's back!
Our all seeing, all knowing leader Mike has spoken. Do as he says. Flock, flock like sheep to Mike!
Mike is an evil, crazed dictator, don't listen to him! Run, run like the wind away from Mike!
Mmmmmm... most awesome meatloaf imaginable...aahhhh...
I have no idea what this means, but it sure is catchy. I like it! Oh, this is what it means. Thanks, Billey.
Cindy Brady was always my favorite of the Brady Bunch clan. Submitted by Andy (Short for Amanda).
That's good enough for me. Congratulations Mindy! Here's her homepage.
I really wish I could get this button to work, but then it would be far too useful.
Someone finally understood my little joke. Thank you, whoever you are!
That's right. Might as well give up now because nothing could be better than creating your own button. It's all over now...
Ha ha ha! That third mouse button is the most useless of them all!
You just answered your own question, my friend.
It's just another one of those mysteries of life, isn't it?
Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
This one must have have been inspired by the next button.
Well, well, well. Aren't we special? This button thinks it's soooo cool!
I just love buttons that provoke people to destroy their monitors.
This space intentionally left blank. Well, sort of... the text is just black on a black background, see? Not unless you highlight it, I guess.
I just can't seem to get my mouse to work around this button. Let me know if you have any luck. Thanks to Katie Foreman for suggesting this one.
I think anyone that is reading this is probably feeling the same emotion.
Thanks to Brian Schend for suggesting this one.
Isn't this what Yoda said to Luke Skywalker?
Oh, and don't forget to cough.
I wonder what Dave thinks of Rick?
No, that would be silly. I'm only saying that potatoes move around searching for food. But everyone knows that.
Very funny. Har har. When I say 'Type what you want your button to say in the space below' I didn't mean that literally!
Be very afraid of this person.
This button is so deep that I'll have to lock myself in my room and meditate for several weeks before I can comment on it.
You can often hear Team Banana Racing chanting this phrase.
Sure. Oh, wait... I can't seem to find it. Maybe some other time.
I have clicked this button over 3,000 times and the creator has informed me that my efforts have paid off. The Winn Family has finally moved.
Everyone please keep in mind, I won't force you to do anything as horrible and disgusting as creating a button if you don't want to.
It's always good to be honest with yourself and the rest of the world. I applaud the owner of this button. (Your school has been notified, and you are in BIG trouble.)
Wow, I don't believe it! O.J. Simpson actually visited my webpage and he created a button! This is truly a wonderful day.
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Click here for a translation.
I feel sorry for the maker of this button. Buck up lil' camper, sport, tough-guy, trooper (...insert degrading nickname here...)
One of the original useless buttons, and a rare button in which the author is known: The Amazing Neil Bersani.
This is the very first useless button. It is also one of those rare buttons in which the author is known: Trent Johnson (not me... the other one!)