The Useless Buttons Universe

Trent's Personal Flicks.

You've made it to a very bad place. Some call it a Useless Buttons Graveyard. Well, ok. I guess only I've called it that, but that's what it is. This is where I retire some of the buttons that I have to constantly delete from the main page because they're... oh... BORING! You might be saying to yourself, "But Trent, they're just as useless as the rest!" That might be true, my friend, but I'm getting tired of flicking them from the Universe, and besides, I only have 500K of disk space available to me on this server. I'd really like to use it for the more creative buttons out there.

So, in an effort to please everyone I have placed the worst of the worst here for you all to see (or torture as the case may be.) Any buttons of this type will swiftly be removed from the main page, but you can still click them here. Er.. enjoy?

After this pitiful display of buttons, wouldn't you like to see something good?
You've seen the flicks, now see the clicks.

Hey, guess what? You're not supposed to save the button that you make. The key word to understand here is USELESS.
What this means is that you're not supposed to use them for anything! Now, does everyone understand? If you don't then please direct your comments to the nearest brick wall.
Careful what you ask for, it might not happen.
Please, this isn't an alt.binaries.pictures newsgroup, ok?
All right, what is up with all these "Severed Feet" buttons? Someone better explain it to me before I delete all of them! I just don't understand.
Isn't there anything you can find more inspiring than the buttons on your favorite browser's toolbar?
Well, duh!
If you can't think of anything other than dirty words then you have a serious intelligence problem.
OK. I'll admit that this was funny the first time. Even the second. But that's enough for me. I read the book, I even read the whole series. The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. Let's get on with it.
Again, very clever the first time. You're not going to fool people with this one.
Hi. Please try to be more specific.
Hello. Please see above...
Sounds harmless at first, doesn't it? Please read on...
Does everyone get it? The cat is walking on the keyboard and it's typing all sorts of funny letters! He he...
Har har... It's that silly cat again! (Dogs sometimes have the same hilarious behavior.)
Enough already! I know it's you and not the dog/cat! That is unless your cat/dog is smart enough to use the home row for all it's silly little letters.
I've seen (and deleted) this button hundreds of times, so please stop. I hate tests!
Alright, I'm not going to describe what this is. Use your imagination... then get your stupid (_!_) button out of here! :o)
Every now and again a brilliant hacker figures out an elaborate scheme to add his/her link to my page after several tests that end up looking like this button. So that everyone may now have access to this knowledge, I'll tell you how to do it properly. For your button type the following:
I will then delete your button and your link. Good day.
While I'm certainly not opposed to this philosophy, this button just teases me. There's no way I will ever get free alcohol from my computer, no matter how many hundreds of times I see a button saying so.
Not much of a button, is it? That's because someone couldn't think of a single word, or even a single letter for that matter. These are hard to spot because they tend to hide between bigger, more important buttons.